The lead characters of Namaste Wahala know they’re in a film. Why else would they select to run in direction of one another on the seashore in slow-motion, an approximation of Bollywood music enjoying within the background, till the inevitable collision turns into their meet-cute? Why would they then proceed to collide a number of occasions in case the viewers missed the purpose the primary time round? They even coincidentally have the identical motto, “If it’s meant to be, it’s meant to be,” which is offered as proof of how proper they’re for one another, however which solely reminds viewers that they’re written to be so.
Each side of the Netflix movie is dialed as much as 11, giving it the unintentional impact of not simply parodying Nollywood and Bollywood films, however cinema itself. The characters don’t cry, they wail. Strangers don’t merely discover one another enticing, they fall in love at first sight. A point out of intercourse additionally contains the outline, “in bizarre positions, the wrong way up”. And that is simply the primary 15 minutes.
As soon as the Indian-born funding banker Raj (Ruslaan Mumtaz, launched through a shot of simply his abs) and Nigerian activist Didi (Ini Dima-Okojie) meet, meet as soon as once more and fall in love (established by way of a song-and-dance sequence on the seashore), they determine to get married. Although their cultures are totally different, the one factor that unites them is their cartoonishly over-the-top villain dad and mom, whose violent xenophobia is performed for laughs. In one of many movie’s most poorly staged and awkwardly timed scenes, Didi’s father comes down the steps consuming a glass of water, pauses for a full second on seeing that his daughter’s boyfriend is Indian after which spits it out dramatically. Raj’s mom slut-shames Didi and insists on sharing a mattress together with her so Raj can’t, however the movie glosses over her overly controlling nature in favour of exhibiting her fart by way of the night time, a bit that goes on for longer than it ought to.
The wall-to-wall background rating doesn’t assist. Each second is underscored by heightened music that tells viewers precisely how they need to really feel. A very baffling sound selection comes when Raj’s Nigerian pal means that he reward Didi’s dad and mom a goat, a press release punctuated by a bleating noise.
When the movie isn’t being laughably hyperbolic, it’s utilizing the problem of abuse towards girls to additional the couple’s relationship. When Raj and Didi meet a second time and alternate cringy flirtations, it’s at a charity occasion for abused girls. Didi strikes out of her dad and mom’ home and into Raj’s after her defence of an abuse survivor angers her father, a lawyer on the abuser’s authorized workforce. The couple fights however reunites after Raj pulls some strings and helps Didi get the essential proof she must win the case. The abuse thread is at odds with the remainder of the candy-coloured film and makes an attempt to relegate the extra critical concern to a subplot within the couple’s relationship aren’t solely jarring, however offensive. Internalized misogyny can be baked into the script, with Didi’s mom advising her pal towards informal intercourse with the road, “Who buys the cow when you may get the milk totally free?” By the tip, Raj’s cousin (performed by director Hamisha Daryani Ahuja) will get his mom to conform to the wedding by convincing her that Didi will nonetheless prepare dinner and deal with Raj regardless of having her personal profession to concentrate on.
On the face of it, Namaste Wahala is a cross-cultural romance designed to enchantment to each followers of Nollywood and Hollywood. The hamfisted writing and course, nevertheless, is more likely to postpone each.